Requiem of the Undying

Ash's Journal Entry #2

That's a Bit Kitty...

Today was the first day we set out on our magical adventure to rescue the queen from whatever the hell she is doing. This party Im running with is already stretching my mind beyond belief. They tried to leave the city across the Grand Canyon. On hovering platforms. This day already started off weird. We ended up running into a different party of people trying to enter the city and were having issues coming in. Milo tried talking to the guy yelling at the guard but I was too busy looking at the rest of the party. There was one guy that kept staring at me. He was wearing a brown robe and it was a tad unsettling. but that was really it. We ended up leaving and made our way to the next town. Id like to also say the princess we were traveling with was flying along with us. I mean, I fly myself… But I have wings. This tattooed girl was flying super fucking fast and just looked bored doing it. We must have been going over 100 miles per hour and this chick is bored. Flying. Without wings. It was weird.

Anyway we finally got to this town and it again looked like the set of a bad western. I tried to see if I could bed and get some cash after I found out that paper money is basically useless. I ended up selling my gun to a weapons dealer for credits. Some futuristic USB stick that has money on it apparently. Using my new funds I bought a cloak and decided to wander the town till my party was ready to leave. I didn't wander long before I heard that 3 Atlanteans were fighting some monster in Colosseum. Turns out it was our idiots gearing up to be gladiators. I decided to bet on them.

They released this giant cat that looked like a super huge Mufasa from the Lion King on roids. I though things were going pretty well until Simba swiped Milo into a wall and disintegrated his armor. At that point I regretted my bet. However, the rest of the battle they managed to keep the beast's attention divided between the three of them.

I was shocked that the odds were 11:1 against them so I made quite a bit of cash.

I headed back to the saloon and had a drink and Milo brought over this large wolf looking dude. HIs name is Odin. He looks like I giant humanoid wolf in armor that looked like Milo's before he got bitch slapped by a mega-lion. He seemed like a cool dude and I guess he's going to be traveling with us a while. We had some drinks and I got an awesome idea. Much better than most of my drunk ideas. I ended up going back to that robe guy and asked for a rush order for a 13 ft long robe. The guy looked confused and asked if it was for my friend. Turns out Odin followed me and there was a goddamn 10 ft tall puppy in the window. I told the clerk it still needed to be 13 ft and paid him more so I could pick it up at night. I walked out of the store and asked Odin why he followed me. Apparently he wanted to see my sword. I said if he bought be a drink he could see it. That puppy guy is pretty cool, I even bought him a bath so he could be super fluffy. I was right and he looks so goddamn fluffy! But he wouldn't let me pet him. I'll see if I can when he sleeps.


Not much happened the rest of the day, people were off doing stuff, I drank and picked up my robe and crashed out. Let's hope tomorrow has less bad decisions.



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